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I asked for the exact location for an address to an Engineering Grad in a new city.I was given the GPS coordinates for it. Exact.

I hate driving to work. I use my chauffer driven limousine.
In Mumbai they call it the ‘Local Train’.

I was so late that I decided to take a shortcut.
I realized that it was a shortcut to a place I wasn’t going.

I no more drive crazy people around.
Now people drive me crazy.

I love the adage ‘water water everywhere not a drop to drink’.
My modification ‘work work everywhere not a chore for me’

I never dye to hide my grey hair.
I just shave my head off.
 

I asked my wife what should I wear to the Party the evening.
She said as a matter of factly, ‘Clothes’.

“Where are you?” seems a pretty innocuous question to answer on the phone.
Until I realized when I was in a city called Sane and blurted out, “I am in sane”.

One of my friends told me that I am really Great.
I replied to him in James Bond style.. yes I am Great, Nobody Great.

Looks like I have never progressed much in life.
We used to use notebooks in school. We still use notebooks
now, albeit with wires.

Some iLand friends call me Don-ji (the ji is not out of respect, it is more out of fun)
If you notice the keyboard, the letters J and K are near by.
I just hope they don’t commit a typo, by typing Don-ki instead of Don-ji.

People who fly frequently are called Frequent-Flyers.
So if I travel by train frequently will I be called Frequent-Trainer?